Chuck Shurley on Wincest fanfiction (outtakes)
This is how you know they’re actually brothers.
Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I’m getting older too.
imma steal yo girl
Jokes on you, I don’t have one.
imma help you get a girl then steal yo girl
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